Tax Season Queen

One of the staff wrote this lovely little ditty for me...sung to the tune of ABBA's Dancing Queen.

You can prepare, you can review, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Tax Season Queen

Friday night and the lights are low
You want to go home but you can’t you know
Where they play the tax program, getting in the swing
You come in to deduct a thing
Any assets they did buy…
Any employees they did try…
Every bit of business expense, yes mortgage interest is fine
You're in a bad mood, go ask Lance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Tax Season Queen, I’ve told you several times, at least seventeen
Tax Season Queen, feel her beat you with a tambourine (oh yeah)
You can run, you can hide, fearing for your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Tax Season Queen

I guess you have to live it, to appreciate it.